he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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