wrigley field is MILF paradise
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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