I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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