How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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