why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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