the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.