ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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