Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just sucked dick on a ferry
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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