my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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