If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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