i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
