i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
That's what I'm talking about
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?