What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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