OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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