I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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