i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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