Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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