problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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