Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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