Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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