For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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