I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT