i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.