He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?