is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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