Do you still have your period?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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