they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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