You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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