Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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