Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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