apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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