Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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