i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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