Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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