is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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