Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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