Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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