One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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