it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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