i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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