oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I feel like abortions should bother me more
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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