and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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