with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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