She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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