he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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