i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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