people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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