did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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