So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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