So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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