I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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